TWO POSTS IN 15 MINUTES?

Yeah, and this one is another EBGames review ownage. The history of cooties was good, read that too. And yes, I made it up. Even though it’s all COMPLETELY true.

So, this time we will be looking at some reviews for Final Fantasy XII for the PS2. Honestly, I will say I have never played the game. I am reviewing the ones that I absolutely know suck ass.

I’ve been playing FF games since it came out on Nintendo, and have always been a fan. This game let me down big time. I always love the story lines they come up with, but i was confused throughout this whole game as to what the heck was going on. The graphics were amazing, the characters were unlikeable, the story was garbage. I spent 31 hours playing FF12, hours that i could have been playing ultimate alliance or something worthwhile. I really hope the next installment out does this game. And where is the FF7 remake?????

Mmkay. First off, he sounds like EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER REVIEWED A MODERN FINAL FANTASY GAME. “I have been playing since the beginning, blah blah blah, omg the originals were the best blah blah.” Look, I could be totally wrong, but it sounds like he wants to be a retro-gamer and sound like he’s been gaming for all his life. Sure, gaming is great, educational, and fun. Sure, I like my fair share of retro-games but some people say own I honestly think suck. For instance, Castlevania. I despise that game. You move slow, your attacks are slow, you try 20 times to climb up a staircase without missing it. I’m just giving an example of a classic game that I think sucks, but other people think rocks. Whether they fake it or not. Next, his last statement is about a FFVII remake. That game was absolutely stunning, and I loved it like an emo loves razorblades. But I am sick an tired of all the little fanboys griping about a remake. Just play the damn game again if you like it so much. Plus, it totally contradicts with his previous statement about liking the classic FF games. So, you say the old FF’s with 2 dimensional low-pixelated graphics rock, then you ask for a remake of a PS1 game with graphics that suck by today’s standards? I smell a hint of hypocrisy in there.

This is the worst game ever because it has to many videos along with the characters.I thought this game would be the best,but I was wrong.The graphicsare nothing like ff7 dirge of cerberus.

All I can say to that guy is: I hope you know the difference between gameplay and cutscenes.

Okay this game reeks of Boring. Its not captivating at all. The battle system will get you frustrated and this is perhaps the most uninspired FF ive seen. Yes this game is very uninspired, the characters are just plain boring to look at, I could write a better story than Square did with this one, all the characters take a back seat midway through and most importantly the element of Role Playing is gone. you see there is no more naming a character no element of player creativity and no room for experimenting with the battle system. The worst part of it is I’m going to buy a PS3 for FFXIII and FFVXIII just cuz im a nut. I have got to work on money management. 1 star 4/10

First off, I would like to see you TRY and write something better than Square Enix wrote. The reason the storyline on this installment of the game is because it’s the TWELFTH GAME IN THE SERIES. I applaud them for being able to keep an audience for that long. I don’t know a longer running franchise than FF, except maybe Mario. But who doesn’t love Mario. He’s such a cuddly little plumber with a furry mustache.

With all that said and done, and with a few other reviews I read that are not posted here, it seems like people are annoyed of the new combat system and new style of gameplay. Honestly, GIVE IT A CHANCE. In one of the reviews posted here, a guy said he played the game for 31 hours, which I am assuming means he beat it. If he hated it so much, then why did he beat the game? Square Enix must have done something right to keep him captivated.

~ by Nick Lord of Kittens on February 12, 2007.

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